#Smedium small medium skin
#Smedium small medium full

How many locs will I need for shaved hairstyles 'mohawk/ undercut/ high top fade'?ĭreadlock is a good hairstyle that stays long if you take good care of them. This depends upon the size of your head and thickness of your hair.

#Smedium small medium full

How many locs will I need for a full head? Medium width - 1.0cm (the size of a sharpie marker) Collectively we can stop Smediums from chumming the waters.Small width - 0.6cm (the size of a pencil) Sharks die off when their food supply is eliminated. If we as a society want to eliminate Smediums, women across the nation and indeed the world must stop having sex with them. U ltimately it is women who control smedial destiny. I believe sitting them down to read this rant is a good start. Normal men must take a stand and show their female friends and family members the ways of the Smedium. Some women – the naive, the immature – fall for their bullshit. Why do Smediums exist? The answer: because it works. It’s the poor man who dresses like a Smedium in an attempt to hide his lack of cash, or personality for that matter. And while some may say the flaw in my study is the money factor (as in when a guy flashes enough cash around he attracts women no matter what), I say most guys with cash don’t go the smedial route because they can afford real clothes and style. With my findings documented, many of my friends and coworkers now identify Smediums with unprecedented accuracy. Why women are attracted to men who spend more time on eyebrows than they do fascinates me to no end. I advise all women to be aware of such tactics and take serious precaution by forming tight groups to ward off such attacks. By allowing preliminary “innocent” contact ladies may soon find themselves victims of dance floor grinding, head-to-toe rubbing and blatant ass grabbing. And the unprepared leave themselves wide open for further assaults. A Smedium will do whatever it takes for his prey to realize he’s a rock-solid piece of man meat. Touchy-feelyĪ gentle touch of the hand a quick brush-up against a poor unsuspecting female as she walks by. Like an antelope takes flight at the sound of a lion’s roar, so too should every woman who hears a Smedium’s bogus howl. Echoes of fake laughter are a dead giveaway of smedial attack.

The Smedium always overlooks this fact in a feeble attempt at wit and charm. Let’s face it: ladies aren’t always trying to be funny when they first meet someone in a bar. This is especially true during the summer months, as the Smedium can’t claim hardening via arctic chill. It’s a fine sign that the shirt in question is much too small if nipples are spotted underneath the fabric. If arms look like they may fall off due to lack of oxygen ladies should run and hide.

Veins too will bulge and seem constrained.

#Smedium small medium skin

Sleeves are often so tight that a purplish skin tone appears due to constricted blood flow. If the gentleman in question is sporting a sleeve that covers less than half the biceps, or worse rides just under the armpit to squeeze the biceps for a larger muscular appearance, chances are you’ve spotted a Smedium. Tight sleeves are easily the most recognizable of all smedial traits. I’ve discovered the Smedium’s primary goal is to achieve “the look” – a combination of tight shirts, fitted pants, gelled hair, gold chains/bracelets and painfully fake tans. Here’s an in-depth look at the particulars that make a Smedium a Smedium. Countless numbers roam nightspots incessantly stalking their prey – women who’ve had too much to drink and let down their guard. This was important because, as any wildlife expert will testify, you’ve got to go undetected to evaluate an animal’s truest behavior. I’m hunting douchebags.Īs a veteran member of the bar scene, I easily weaved my way into their habitat. Though there are exceptions, I’ve found that most Smediums hang out in nightclubs, dance halls and other such venues.īe vewy, vewy quite. Smedium HuntĪnyone who’s been in a crowded bar has most likely seen a Smedium: a pretty boy on the prowl looking for the easy lay.

I’d seen Smediums my entire bartending life, but applying a label to the species was a turning point in my career. Some marketing schmoe re-named it so that dudes wouldn’t feel emasculated upon purchase.) (Excuse me, the name for spandex is now Lycra. Often times smedial shirts and other pieces are made of spandex. In layman’s terms a Smedium is a dude who wears a painfully tight outfit in order to attract the ladies. I am not the first to discover the Smedium. They wear clothing three sizes too small for their fat-free, narcissistic physiques. Lights glisten off their Pomade-riddled hair. In the murky depths of barrooms and dance floors await men adrift in a sea of fashion foolishness.